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“I would rather be a cyborg than a goddess”
Gynoids. Pleasure models. Fembots. Bionic women. Borg queens. Stepford wives. Sometimes they’re hot. Sometimes they’re fierce. And yet sometimes, they all start to look the same. When’s the last time...
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Franchised Goodies for the Children of Dune
In light of the charming Goodnight Dune children’s book that’s making the rounds online right now, today seems like a great time to share some treasures from my personal stash of weird, random,...
View ArticleSaxy George Michael Prankster
Oof. The world continues to feel like an extra brutal place this week. We’re all finding it a bit difficult to concentrate over here, for many reasons. Also, by now, many of you will have noticed that...
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Facial Flexing for Fun and Profit!
Via Sean Dicken. You know, ladies, you can never be too proactive about sagging facial musculature. (Or too enthusiastic about Placido Domingo, apparently.) *shudder* Other workout clips that belong...
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Fear of an Androgynous Model: Andrej Pejic Brings Out the Hyenas
Andrej Pejic – photo by Sabine Villiard Andrej Pejic, the beautiful, androgynous Australian model, has had an amazing degree of success for one so young (19). He’s graced the covers of Vogue‘s...
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Something Old, Something New: The Vintage Lesbian Tumblr Blog
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue: the Vintage Lesbian Tumbr Blog. “Vintage lesbians, affectionate women, Boston Marriages, lesbian innuendo, antique erotica, [and]...
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“How to Become a Sensuous Witch”
Sexy Witch writes: “Two of New York’s most successful witches”, Abragail and Valaria, “reveal their occult (and culinary) secrets for a livelier love life!” in How to Become a Sensuous Witch: Spells,...
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Tilda Swinton, The Woman Who Fell to Earth
This month, timeless alien beauty Tilda Swinton (the polyamorous, gender-defying star best known for starring as the hero/heroine of Orlando, based on the Virginia Woolf novel of the same name)...
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Deco Future: The Seductive Draftsmanship of George Stavrinos
George Stavrinos was a fashion illustrator who lived from 1948-1990. Not much is written about him on Wikipedia at the moment, but according to illustrator Thomas Heller Buchanan, “his softly modeled...
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“My Daguerreotype Boyfriend” Tumblr Blog
“Almanzo Wilder, married at 28 to a very lucky 18-year-old Laura Ingalls Wilder.” “Where early photography meets extreme hotness.” ‘Nuff said. “Robert Cornelius, the original daguerreotype boyfriend....
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Some Hot Human-on-Centaur Action
This image was scanned by one malpertuis and captioned “A card I got when I was a kid – no idea on the artist.” SO FAST. SO HOT. SO QUEER. [via pig baby] Editor’s Note: Coilhouse reader Dicyfer just...
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Mythical Proportions: Centaur Love in Contemporary America (NSFW!)
When I initially saw Nadya’s “Hot Human-on-Centaur Action” post in drafts, I just assumed she’d beat me to the punch with this gloriously (and mysteriously) perverted silliness: Via Douglas, with...
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“Unbridled Love” by Arlin Robins
Artist: Arlin Robins Category: Mythological Medium: Bronze “We are presenting for sale a limited edition bronze sculpture of a centaur couple in love’s embrace. The sculpture is entitled UNBRIDLED...
View ArticleBTC: Saucy 80s “Female Gaze” Yoga Workout Video
Last week’s BTC starred a gorgeous, mega-talented yogini in an elegant-yet-questionable ad that blurred the lines between art, athleticism, sexuality and voyeurism. This week’s BTC features, uh… these...
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(UN)HOLY FUCK. MOTHER OF LONDON dot COM IS LIVE.
Unf, UNF, UNF, UNF: QAPLA An hour ago, the darque benevolent sartorial powerhouse known as Mildred Von launched her official Mother of London website, with a webstore containing her glorious new,...
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R.I.P. DICK CLARK, VIVA SPARKS.
It’s hard to believe Dick Clark is gone. Is it safe to surmise that secretly, many of us kids who grew up watching him on the boob tube decided long ago that Clark (or, at the very least, legions of...
View ArticleThe Eagleman Stag
Holy shit. Pardon the clipped, crass commentary but that’s what leapt from my mouth upon watching The Eagleman Stag, the 2011 BAFTA award-winning short film from Mikey Please. The stop-motion...
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Opossum Massage by ME Pearl
DOIN IT RONG: DOIN IT RITE: Via Tristan. Post tags: Better than coffee, Crackpot Visionary, Flora & Fauna, Memes, Silly-looking types, Stroke Material
View ArticleGilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey
This video is spreading like wildfire, and it’s too good not to repost here. It’s Gilbert Gottfried reading steamy passages from Fifty Shades of Gray, an extremely popular erotic fiction novel about a...
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Help @Theremina Impress the #hotplumber!
Earlier this month, in the middle of a rather typical Coilhouse work day, a certain Hot Plumber walked into Mer’s life. Time seemed to stop and the world watched in awe as Mer live-tweeted her...
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